You sit and drink cider while writing an assignment and realise that it’s burning off the pressure & just making You feel “normal” and “sober” (though this definition could well alter once I review My work!).

Right now (see above!) I think I’ve done a pretty OK Politics of Law and Order assignment (2,500 words, 10 page appendices). Granted there are more pages in My Appendices than in My assignment, but I don’t set the stupidly tiny word counts!

Oh yes, and this assignment will go in splashed with cider because of COURSE I knocked the bottle Sirrus over  (no, nothing got ruined and you’ll be glad to know that not much cider escaped - that’d be alcohol abuse! A huge thank you to coffee slave for rushing in to suck the cider up and help “save” My work).

Tomorrow (well, today but I’ve not been to bed yet so it’s damn well tomorrow ‘cos I said so!) it’s psychology (3,000 words, the Goddess knows how big the appendices will be for that!)

Tiredly

Mistress

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P.S. I’ve had all My hair cut off!

I have a certain reputation for being…erm…. “absent minded” with numbers…ask anyone who has had a set number of crop strokes allocated to them as punishment and they’ll tell you I often “lose count” <wide evil grin>….

But this time I’ve happened to Myself. There I am thinking I have time and leisure to play with fitness-sub (most enjoyable!) and kenai (as ever, heaps of fun) and then I realise….I may have “only” two assignments to hand in on Friday…. but I have to produce 5,500 words to achieve it.

BUGGERIT!

Mistress

x

If there’s one that irritates the living CRAP out of Me it’s fakers. I have all the time in the world for newbies/novices and will help where I can - even if only to point someone to more information. I loathe it when I hear about fakers…. but I think the type I loathe the most are the “players”. You know, the idiots who talk to you and you help them (or if you’re submissive, open up to them) and then they randomly disappear and delete their profile.

So often I hear how hard it is for genuine subs to contact and communicate with Dominants. These faker wannabes who are too cowardly or ashamed to be honest spoil things for the genuine folks.

This week I’ve spoken to two people who “wanted help” and were “new”. One of them was honest enough to tell Me that they had been dreaming and playing and offer an explanation of why they had done it. To him I say - no harm, no foul. I had realised and I’m glad what we exchanged helped you to re-balance, I am sure you will manage to find a pathway to happiness; just remember, tha way to deal with such pain is not to spread it across others, but to resolve it for yourself. To the other(s) I say - grow up and start being REAL about who you are the selfish impact your actions has for so many people. It doesn’t affect Me too much because of the position I’m in in all honesty. It DOES affect all those subs who are genuine and find it hard to make initial contact with a Dominant. And that frankly pisses Me off! I HATE it when others impose their will through selfish means.

So My call today is for all REAL kinksters to bother to get to know others who are on the same footing as themselves to help weed out the wasters of energy. Lets help to make it harder for those tossers who want to rain on everyone’s parade!

Irritatedly

Mistress

x

Edited to add: I must point out that this post is NOT directed towards those who are in personal contact with Me and are in the process of intitial meetings with Me. It is directed at those who haunt sites and boards and make the life of the genuine submissive hard in a way which is not enjoyable (after all, making your lives that little bit more difficult is My job…in a good way!)

Well My dear readers,

you can probably tell I’m awarding Myself some time off from My studies as I’m posting more frequently again! I have now completed 5 of the 9 assignments, so I’m winning at last. Yes, this means that Mistress is no longer quite so pushed for time and can start to take bookings again. Thank you to you all for your messages of support and patience while I’ve been so very busy.

As I write, fitness-sub is en route for O/our visit, no doubt attempting to concentrate… I wonder how good a job he’s making of it? I’ll be sure to ask him later and help him learn how to focus with more clarity with a few “exercises” of My own! <evil chuckle> Well, I deserve a little “treat” after working so hard…

The nature of this post, however, deals with the spam I get (I’m sure many of you get your fair share too). Odd isn’t it to think that so many people feel I need an larger penis? For a start I have several in different sizes, a large selection of which never have any problem remaining firm and fit into My harnesses beautifully! The others generally speaking turn into upstanding members with a mere glare and come in variety of shapes and sizes. Personally, I like this variation - a change is as good as a rest so they say! So that’s 95% of My spam made irrelevant as I’m happy with the <insert-today’s-euphemism-containing-odd-characters-for-p*nis-to-circumnavigate-screening-software-here> that are at My disposal.

As for the kind offers from those lovely ladies in Russia to be My bride…thank you but no thank you. I have My girls and am quite happy with those too! Why would I want to replace the delightful mara with someone from Russia? An odd notion that I would need mail order when I can just order! LOL!

In all these years, spam has never really altered or become more creative, only the name of the drug used to enhance erectile function has changed. Perhaps I should spam them back and offer a drug-free alternative for the gaining and maintaining of a “treated” phallus???

Thoughtfully

Mistress

x

Well, having overcome the sheer shock value of being set 9 (yes NINE!) assignments all in one go, I’m finally winning. Assignment number five should be completed by the end of today. PHEW! I expect you were all wondering why I’d been so quiet of late.

Obviously I’m having to prioritise how I spend My time, so until I broke the back of My degree assignments everything else, with the exception of My household responsibilities, has had to take a back seat. At least life should become a little more interesting from tomorrow!

Evil Plans

Personal Messages

Household Applicants

• maid carrie - thank you for your delightful and helpful serves to date. I will be in contact with you to make arrangements for a personal interview.
• sub-d - take your time and everything will drop into place.
• jess - thus far you have managed to gain My attention in a positive fashion. I look forward to O/our next exchange with considerable interest.

Having sorted out feminists, explored main theories in criminology and reviewed education, I’m now off to write an assignment about writing assignments!

Academically,

Mistress

x

P.S. To all My facebook friends, I’m having SERIOUS problems accessing the site!

Well, I’ve been so quiet lately because I’m working like mad on My degree assignments. I still can’t believe I was set so many all at once! And I thought I was a sadist! Things have been far too quiet for My tastes on the kink front, but needs must. I’m at least managing to find time to be terrible to Kenai periodically. 

maid felicity is popping over to see Debzilla to have her wig trimmed and shaped specifically to her face this Saturday before she goes to Nemesis. I might pop along too as I could use a break from all this study. There’s nothing quite like stringing someone up and releasing all that pent up physical energy.

More soon, right now there are some feminists who require My attention!

Studiously

Mistress

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