Mistress Muses

Well My dear readers,

you can probably tell I’m awarding Myself some time off from My studies as I’m posting more frequently again! I have now completed 5 of the 9 assignments, so I’m winning at last. Yes, this means that Mistress is no longer quite so pushed for time and can start to take bookings again. Thank you to you all for your messages of support and patience while I’ve been so very busy.

As I write, fitness-sub is en route for O/our visit, no doubt attempting to concentrate… I wonder how good a job he’s making of it? I’ll be sure to ask him later and help him learn how to focus with more clarity with a few “exercises” of My own! <evil chuckle> Well, I deserve a little “treat” after working so hard…

The nature of this post, however, deals with the spam I get (I’m sure many of you get your fair share too). Odd isn’t it to think that so many people feel I need an larger penis? For a start I have several in different sizes, a large selection of which never have any problem remaining firm and fit into My harnesses beautifully! The others generally speaking turn into upstanding members with a mere glare and come in variety of shapes and sizes. Personally, I like this variation - a change is as good as a rest so they say! So that’s 95% of My spam made irrelevant as I’m happy with the <insert-today’s-euphemism-containing-odd-characters-for-p*nis-to-circumnavigate-screening-software-here> that are at My disposal.

As for the kind offers from those lovely ladies in Russia to be My bride…thank you but no thank you. I have My girls and am quite happy with those too! Why would I want to replace the delightful mara with someone from Russia? An odd notion that I would need mail order when I can just order! LOL!

In all these years, spam has never really altered or become more creative, only the name of the drug used to enhance erectile function has changed. Perhaps I should spam them back and offer a drug-free alternative for the gaining and maintaining of a “treated” phallus???

Thoughtfully

Mistress

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