Club Lash was heaps of fun, even though Dave the Butcher and precious jem had to leave early (hope you’re feeling better now jem). I was delighted to meet up with some old friends who I’ve not spoken to for ages. It’s lovely when that happens. I also met a delightful friend of Rubber Switch’s known as totally-cover-me. She amused the hell out of Me by going cross eyed when I spanked her! LOL!

While sweet Rubber Switch made sure totally-cover-me got home safely, Mistress Maxcine seduced Me into going to Napoleon’s in Canal Street. It has to be said, I’ve never before been in a place where My dancing was appreciated so much someone phoned a friend to come and watch! LOL!

Then came the journey home! And oh, what a journey that was! Firstly, how many perverts can you fit in a car? We managed 6! LOL! This involved Rubber Switch driving, footslave (with his long legs) in the front, Mistress Maxcine, tim the terrible and Myself in the back and Kenai across our laps. To while away our journey, Mistress Maxcine clamped Kenai’s head between her legs, and I checked to see if his testicles were detachable! (They weren’t).

 After we dropped Kenai off, it was time to drop off footslave. This is where things went a little awry! Mistress Maxine started things off by chanting “need a wee-wee”. Rubber Switch found a secluded spot and soon we were all enjoying the benefit (Maxcine having set a trend! LOL!). Rubber Switch decided that instead of reversing the car back down the little lane, he would execute a 3-point turn….into a ditch! No amount of pushing, bouncing or wedging things under the wheels (including Rubber Switch’s play blankie) would allow the car to move. Bugger! Mistress Maxcine and I went in search of help, while the boys continued to attempt to free the car. One set of car drivers took one look at our motley crew and drove away into the morning sun (I wonder why? I mean they were only faced with a highway woman, a transvestite and 3 other kinksters in various outfits in PVC etc!).

Eventually a dear man named Ernie kindly towed the car out of the ditch. I would have loved to hear the explanation he gave his workmates when he got back! LOL!

By now it was exceptionally early and once we’d dropped everyone home, Rubber Switch, Maxcine and I returned home and saw off what was left of the vodka! Rubber Switch ended up passed out on the sofa and Maxcine (after adopting her cunning male disguise - complete with hair loss! LOL!) kindly helped Me collect the new spanking bench and give it a brief test run!

I finally managed to catch some sleep, only to be woken when Rubber Switch let Me know that My dear friends had arrived to store things in My garage. It was lovely to see them again, and I collected a beautiful second set of Twisted Talons from the adorable Sweetiejar as a belated birthday gift (thank You heaps hun xxx)!

Tiredly entertained

Mistress

x

P.S. Sorry to Lord Duncan and My friends at Manchester munch, but at least you now know why a few of us missed it today!