OK, just for a change I thought I’d do something for the service orientated bunnies who read My blog. Being a busy Lady, the “best” way for Me to enjoy My meals is for someone else to cook them! LOL! Sometimes, however, it’s nice to give a helping hand to others…without further ado, here’s one of My recipes that a few of you have been nagging for (krowe!)

Lazy Posh Chicken

• At least one chicken breast per person
• A large tub of soft cheese
• Some semi-skimmed milk
• Some whole-grain mustard
• Seasoning
• Rice or cous-cous to serve with
• Vegetables to serve with

Method

1. Cook the chicken breasts thoroughly.
2. Put the soft cheese into a saucepan over a low to moderate flame, and add enough milk to form a sauce consistency (approximately 2 tablespoons).
3. Add whole-grain mustard to taste (approximately 2-4 teaspoons).
4. Stir over low to medium heat until a smooth sauce is created.
5. Adjust seasoning.
6. Serve the chicken breasts with either wild rice or cous-cous and vegetables.
7. Pour the sauce over the chicken breasts.
8. Serve the meal and bathe in how little effort you have had to put in to create something that looks and tastes so impressive!

As many of you know, I’ve been a proud member of the United Kinkdom for some time. So here’s a bit of a heads up for you…

Think Leeds, think fetish club, KNOW that the DM will be hard to please…

…think Kinkdom…

I had a wonderful play session with My own recently collared Rubber Switch yesterday. We had huge fun, although some bits were still tender after strap-on play from the day before. Odd really, as deep heat usually helps aches & pains and I thoughtfully applied some to the delicate area! But I digress…having primed My victim (yes Kenai, I mean volunteer really!) with some Twisted Talon play (thank you again to the adorable Sweetiejar and Pixie who gave Me another fistful of them!), and neatly putting a 3 bar gate on his arse with a crop we had some fun with sounds.

It turns out that Rubber Switch loves, adores and delights in sound play. He’s the ideal plaything with them and he coped fantastically well for a first time player. I was leaping along the sizes before I knew it! With a little more training he’ll be able to take the whole set, which begins at ultra fine and ends at “oh My god!”. I decided to do some research and see if insertion of more than one sound is viable.  Obviously this was just to extend the knowledge of Kinkdom members you understand! Well, someone has to find out if these things are possible! Actually, there was a bit of tuition going on too. Kenai took well to learning how to use them, and we discussed the pros & cons of different types of sounds (Rosebuds against French etc).

It was more fun than you can shake cock on a stick at! LOL! And interestingly enough, you canget two sounds in if one has a steady hand and a good volunteer. I wonder if I can get more than two in? Hmmmm…..

Experimentally

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1. Be Me.
2. Be Me trying to “hide” the fact I’m kinky! (yes, thank you Blonde, I can hear You laughing from here!)

OK so a friend of the family (sort of) turns up and I’m trying NOT to make My eldest curl up and die because of the itsy bitsy kink interested I allegedly have! LOL! So as the nice “vanilla” man offers to help Me with a tree that was behaving badly in the winds yesterday, I flit down to the “garage” to get some rope. I even remembered to be “bad at knots” to preserve the image of “ordinary girlie type person” too.

As he secures the rope, he tied a dreadful knot that frankly any sub could get out of…looked at Me and said “I’d have thought you’d be good at knots” with a twinkle in his eye. I sweetly replied that I’d not been a girl guide, then offered to show him the rope securing technique I use that doesn’t have a single knot in it. At which point the conversation got very interesting indeed!

So you see, as much as I try to not “happen” to people….things just keep happening! LOL! Now I know who to ask if a kinky carpet fitter is needed. Oh, and he can tie trees up too! LOL!

Wishing My own delighful little slut, Mara a very happy birthday!

With love

Mistress

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It is with great sadness that I have been told that My friend, and respected Dom, Master Monty passed away on 20th July.

Give them loads of happy spanks Master Monty! You will be missed.

Sadly
Mistress
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