Mistress Muses

Following a conversation with a dear friend of Mine…..I hope the following proves useful…..

Simple Method

1. Get a sub to do it (any type will do, femme, male, TV, etc)

Stupidly Complicated Method

1. Find basket/cage looking thingy.
2. Place dirty blood spattered clothes into it.
3. Wander round house looking for “big white vibrator” with the round window on the front.
4. Locate “big white vibrator” where you saw a sub standing until they left in huff.
5. Using the “sticking out thingy” open the round window.
6. Force feed blood spattered clothes inside.
7. Shut round window.
8. Stare mystified at vibrator settings for a while.
9. Pull open “battery” drawer.
10. Insert two round tablet things NOT AA batteries. These may have been deliberately hidden (OBVIOUSLY!) under the silver object in the slaves cooking room AKA kitchen sink cupboard.
11. Close battery drawer.
12. Ponder use of odd coloured liquid found next to the round “batteries”. This is ok to use, it should be placed in the section of the battery compartment marked with a flower. It makes your stuff smell pretty. Subs like this if they are paying proper attention.
13. Look at vibrator settings again. Open battery drawer as this seemed to contain some information (You’re not a Dominant by chance are You? You notice these things, oh yes!).
14. Opt to use “C” on the vibrator controls.
15. Press the “go” button.
16. Return to PC and load up Outlook.
17. Set an alarmed event for approximately 90 minutes time. Call it “get wet subs from white vibrator”. This psychological aid will help later.
18. Talk to Your extensive on-line hareem for 90 minutes.
19. Call any on-line sub a “faker” if they fail to meet Your every whim.
20. Collar any sub who talks to You for more than 30 seconds.
21. When the Outlook alarm goes off, wander back to the “big white vibrator” without telling any of Your subs You are going.
22. Using the sticky out bit to open the round window, drag the “wet subs” out of the big white vibrator.
23. Place damp and now utterly subdued (and strangely grey) subs into the cage/basket.
24. Go outside and look at ropes strung in garden.
25. Force wet subs to be hung from pegs on the rope (it’s good for them, honest).
26. Keep using pegs to further torture the subs until they have all suffered and the cage/basket is empty. HA! You got them all! That’ll teach them!
27. Return to on-line hareem. Repeat steps 18 to 20.
28. If it rains, repeat steps 18-20 a bit longer.
29. Either realise You have run out of clothes, or…
30. Finally take pity on “subs” hung on rope and return to cage/basket.
31. Drop cage/basket somewhere inside dwelling.

Next week: Making clothes flat with the hot steamy thing (ironing)

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