Please note that I am still having Internet access issues and contact regarding sessions should be made via the mobile number located on the Contact page.

All information shared with Me both before, during and after these issues will remain as secure and confidential as ever.

PLEASE ALSO NOTE THAT FROM NEXT WEEK I AM AVAILABLE FOR SESSIONS ON FRIDAY AFTERNOONS FROM 13:00. However, I will not be accepting any sessions this Friday or across the weekend as I will be in London attending a funeral.

Determinedly

Mistress

x

P.S. It’s bloody good to be back! Thanks Hedge xx

Idiotic things that happened at the Samhain party:

• MisBehave asking 20 billion times where someone was.
• MisBehave being played by Q and NOT realising she’d started a small blaze.
• MisBehave and Q NOT noticing when people realigned them and put the blaze out.
• J snogging EVERYone!
• Biggie G falling asleep at the bottom of the stairs.
• Eagle Sores NOT being a pirate!
• MisBehave STILL checking where someone was the next day!
• MisBehave STILL not realising she’d started a blaze…..on the buffet table….which was smelt by EVERYONE else (even Me, and I was asleep at the time!).
• Rubber Switch & Amber “misplacing” 4 hours.
• MisBehave panicking the next day with Eagle Sores merely doing the Billy voice.
• The trip to the shop IN fancy dress (where we were all pirates, unlike Eagle Sores)
• Kenai getting ID despite being a really big boy of 24
• Me spanking people in the local shop (dressed as pirates unlike Eagle Sores!)
• Eagle Sores managing to get vodka & coke on the “dildo rail” while playing ‘wanker’
• MisBehave falling over…..several times…..including while holding on to a flat surface…..in allegedly  ”stupid” shoes….that the nice tranny could manage to walk in!
• J & Amber having their legs humped voluntarily by a toy dog (see Norty, you were here! LOL!)
• Hedge answering MisBehaves ENDLESS questions about where someone was.
• Eagle Sores ASKING everyone if they were a pirate (like the outfits weren’t a clue!)
• L & Wee-wee calling Amber & then hiding…but wetting themselves laughing while Amber wandered around asking who called her…three times!
• MisBehave- for spilling HOW many drinks? One of which was directly onto poor Mog!

Yep! This was indeed a party!

• J for hitting his head on the OPEN loft hatch walking into a room!
• Nonna J for starting the most entertaining game of “extreme apple bobbing” in My cleavage!

“Each year You have a party, but this time Mistress You have played a joke on me. I want to play a game”

We ALL dressed as pirates because for two years Eagle Sores has been telling us he’s a pirate. I helped him dress as Billy - the Saw puppet, sent him out to play with work friends and then we all pirated up! When he came back he finally realised that he is NOT in fact a pirate…..the rest of us were! LOL! Vast amounts of rum and pieces of (chocolate) eight were consumed and we all had a yo-ho time! Including the most fantastic version of the “thrust, thrust, bum” dance to “Your Sex is in Fire” by Kings of Leon. We all had a fantastic time and dear Eagle Sores saw (!) the funny side of a group of people going to such spectacular lengths to take the piss! As you can see I was lucky enough to have both MisBehave{TM} and Rubber Switch{TM} here, as well as Kenai (currently nursing the mother of all hangovers!), Q, Mistress Maxcine, Mog, Debzilla & Curly, Hedge, J&J, Amber, Neo, Wee-wee, Big G, Peon and L.

I hope that you all had as much fun as we did!

Yo-ho ahoy

Mistress

x

P.S. The REALLY funny cheeky bonus: MisBehave{TM} is totally freaked by Eagle Sores dressed up as Billy…he can do the voice and everything! Not that we’ve been bastards with it or anything! ;-) 

Firstly may I wish you all a very happy and enjoyable Halloween/Samhain for 2008. Every year we hold a private party here at Twisted Towers, and this year is no exception. Guests started arriving yesterday, with more arriving across the day to help prepare the event.

My thanks extend to the following for helping with the set-up: Hedge, Mog, Kenai, Rubber Switch{TM}, MisBehave and Amber. Needless to say I’m not sessioning today.

This year is going to be an exceptionally merry jape with a bonfire, apple bobbing, flour puddings, pin the nose on the pumpkin and many other fun things. It has also taken some exceptional preparation as we sneak a couple of surprises into the proceedings for two people. I’ll tell you more about that tomorrow!

For those of you who have sadly lost someone this year, you can use tonight to follow some of the Old Traditions and remember your dead. As each guest arrives at the party, they have the chance to take a moment to light a red or white candle and place it in a pumpkin. While lighting a red candle for males and/or a white candle for females we remember the people we love who are no longer physically with us. The tradition goes that they hear your thoughts and feelings through the flame and are guided by the light to join the party. This originally Irish tradition used turnips rather than pumpkins, but as Irish emigrants arrived in the USA they had to adapt their practice to use local items - giving us jack-a-lanterns and many other tales to go with them.

Whatever you do today - have fun and I’ll be sure to share ours with you when I can find the computer again!

Bright Blessings

Mistress

x

This weeks dispatches:

• MisBehave{TM}- only 2 big sleeps to go hun!
• Amber - looking forward to seeing you Friday, thank you for your support.
• Rubber Switch{TM}- see you tomorrow, yes you do HAVE to dress up. Hedge will help you pet.
• Kenai - see you soon. Hope you’re ready for Friday?
• Novice PJ - I will initiate you gently and with care so you do not falter in your first steps in the Dark Dance
• Hangman- don’t forget the HobNobs!
• Ballboy - a breathless delight as ever, and so obedient when given after session instruction too. Well done!
• Caner- you are the most ditzy person I know. I don’t know why I tolerate you! See you next week
• Norty pup - I’ll miss you on Friday, but I know you have bones to bury (a shame….there’s choccy!)

All sessions today (Monday) are cancelled while Myself and My household deal with the death of a close family friend.  Our thoughts reach out to the family concerned.

With sadness

Mistress

x