It’s Club Lash tonight and I’ll be there! This months theme is Highway Men, so I’ll be arriving like a thief in the night to rob and debauch, leaving pain and humiliation in My wake!

Looking forward to catching up with Mistress Maxcine, Kenai. tim the terror, Rubber Switch, My dear footslave and of course Dave the Butcher and his delightful lady, precious jem. Dave the Butcher has kindly offered to buy Me a half of shandy and some mini cheddars (that guy has class, innit). LOL!

Just did some wonderful shopping! Have the perfect (and rude) shirt for tonight, and joy of joys, I’ve just taken ownership of a lovely red velvet spanking bench. It will look wonderful in My chambers and is so very versatile! Can’t WAIT to test drive it.

Astride Black Bess (or should that be Red Bess?)

Mistress

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I’ve added the dates of all the munches I attend. Although I’ve posted them up to give those interested advance notice of when they will be, this does NOT guarantee I will be attending each and every one of them!

Check blog posts to see if I’ll actually be there. Most munches run a “meet & greet” service for newcomers to help make it less daunting to attend. Give one a whirl, you might make some wonderful new friends in the Kinkdom!

Munchily

Mistress

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What a nightmare it was. So much so that I returned early!

Things did not bode well when organisation (which was not under our control, I must add) started going into free-fall the day before we were due to leave. Kenai and I had elected to travel down by coach in order to avoid congestion charges, and so that I was able to drink without worry etc. Kenai and I left in good time…only to discover that two of the three lanes into town had been closed off (heaven knows why!). We missed our coach by 5-10 minutes. ARGHHHHHHH!

This had happened to so many people that the travel agency people altered our tickets without a quibble or charging us (bless them!). However, this detour involved two large suitcases on wheels, a heavy backpack and lots of fucking stairs. We finally get on the coach and arrive in London at gone 7pm (only 3 hours later than planned!). GRRRRRRRRR!

Having re-arranged an important meeting, we endeavour to travel to stay with Kenai’s friends….only to discover that the train is “not as advertised”, and we have headed miles in the wrong direction after having negotiated a stupid amount of fucking stairs. *SCREAAAAAM*

Being sensible, I suggest that we meet Kenai’s friends in Brixton and attend Mass/Torture Garden with them as this will solve several problems at once and give us a lovely lead in to Torture Garden’s Birthday Ball the next night. This of course involved more fucking stairs.

The impression that Mass left Me with is recorded in the review I wrote for SinSearch. Suffice it to say, I was so disappointed in it that after a few further problems were encountered, I elected to skip TG’s Birhtday Ball and come home early! NOT something I do very often. If I say I’m going to do something, I do it. If I start a book, I finish it. I’m that kind of person.

One of the worst aspects of Mass was the fact that there were only two types of music playing: “cyber goth/industrial” in two rooms and “what the bloody hell was that?” in the playroom (playroom! HA!). So I couldn’t even have a club night out if I wasn’t going to get a BDSM night out! Also, guess what? Yes, nine MORE flights of fucking stairs! *SCRRRRRREAAAAMMMMM*

The shows that TG put on periodically throughout the night were visually pleasing and kinky-sexy, the staff enforcing the door policy did so in an intelligent manner, the bar staff were prompt and polite and the toilet & cloakroom attendants helpful. Oh yes, and Kenai looked hot as hell in his new leather mouth mask, pvc laced trousers and wolf-slash top (and the scratches and slice marks I graced him with! LOL!). End of good-ish part. Really. There IS no more to it.

As in all venues, some of the attendees were lovely (waves at N and B from Friday! Glad I met you!) and some were utter arseholes!  LOL! One has learned that you don’t help yourself to this Lady’s backside and expect not to be held by the throat while I explain! (Kenai sniggered openly over the poor lamb’s terrified shoulder! LMAO!).

Glad to be home and not going up any more “FFS! There’s more fucking stairs”!

Mistress

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Those of you who have had a nose at My calender will know this already….but for those of you who don’t pay attention properly…

I will be in London from May 2nd to May 4th, and attending Torture Garden’s birthday celebrations on May 3rd. I’ve already agreed to play two (kenai and letsgooutside) people at TG.

IF I get enough interest and sufficiently interesting requests, I *may* consider hiring premesis for a day in London and permit pro-Domme serves to attend Me.

Keeping the que orderly

Mistress

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Happy Birthday to Manchester Munch!  Well, one of them anyway! LOL! People are travelling from all over to attend the birthday bash on the 9th February, and I shall be one of them. I’ll be attending with kenai and hoping to spend time with Sorcerer as well as many friends I have across there like Q, Dark Girl & Bunny. Of course, I’m looking forward to a high-up-hug from Lord James who runs the munch.

Depending on My mood I may/may not attend the Couch Club which is held at M.U.D. for some playtime (I’m a member there too! Of *course* ! LOL!)

Looking forward to seeing you all there. If you are a reader of My blog, step up and say “hi!” to either Myself or kenai.

Munchingly

Mistress

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P.S. No I didn’t entirely finish everything I should have….I have until Tuesday to finish the globalisation assignment, then I’m free, free I tell you! Free at last! Woooooo-hoooooooo!