One of the most important things to get right if you want to wear make-up is skin care.  It’s now more acceptable for men to care for their skin well, though male products are often more expensive than their female equivalent. If using ladies products (frankly we have much more selection as well as better prices!), be careful to see how strongly they smell as this can be a real “give away”. Generally sensitive skin ranges will have little or no scent. Always moisturise your skin if you want a good finish to your make-up as well as lasting application.

Once you’d applied your make-up, help fix it in place by spraying your face with hairspray. Yes, hairspray! It can get hot if you wear wigs (and it’s not just t-girls who do!), which can make your make-up start to slide off and/or just plain melt! Oh, don’t forget to CLOSE YOUR EYES!

Beautifully

Mistress

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This next post isn’t written by Me, rather it comes from the keyboard of My good friend Mistress Maxcine. She posted this up as a comment originally….but it’s so bloody funny it merits having it’s own posting. Even I’m not so sadistic I wouldn’t share this. So for those of you who enjoyed Death of a blankie I proudly present “Tranny in a Ditch” by Mistress Maxcine!

Tranny in A Ditch

Having read Mistress Anath’s very amusing and accurate account of that fateful, yet enjoyable night, I cant help feeling that it would be advantageous, if not informative to have a different aspect of accounts from another member of that perverted group.

I feel it would be especially of use to other “T” girls should they find themselves in a similar position in the future, ie: finding themselves at 5 o’clock in the morning packed in a car like sardines with a stunning! Bisexual Mistress and four fine examples of the male species one of which had his head clamped firmly between my thighs!! I know girls! Dream on!!!!

Well as we all know any women can put on the makeup and nice clothes and look sensational but its takes a real Tranny to know how to dress! and this particular night was no exceptional though I do say so myself. However, I would be the first to admit that “real” women do have other advantages and assets that prove more, shall we say “useful” in such situations as we found ourselves that fateful morning more of which I will tell you about later.
While the “boys” were up to their ankles in mud! swearing, groaning and grunting trying to remove “said” car from the ditch Mistress Anath and myself decide to make the most of a bad situation and rather splendid morning and go for an early morning stroll, which isn’t the easy in four inch high thigh boots! Anyway, we told the guys that we were going to try and find some help, so we left them picking branches, pulling up grass and carrying stones around, Why?? We didn’t have the slightest idea and just assumed that they must have been boy scouts at some stage in their lives and were drawing on the past experience’s gained while sitting round a camp fire playing with their “Woggles” (like boys do)

As we walked off toward the sunrise, this unlikely pair: a six foot slim blonde Tranny dressed in a rather fetching long black three quarter length skirt, crisp white cotton blouse, thigh boots, black satin gloves gold wrist watch and earrings to match and contrasting red bag and scarf, and Mistress Anath “also” looking stunning in her Dick Turpin outfit wearing thigh boots on her rather short, yet well proportioned legs, black tight leggings a black cape, tri-corner hat a red satin under bust corset working overtime in a supporting role! Which proved to be the saviour of the day!!

As we approached the end of the lane we came upon a garage it was decide that we would use our helpless female act and try and gain assistance but as we reached the forecourt a car as already mention was just pulling out with four rather “stoned” and “high” young lads within, their faces were a picture as Dick Turpin and her six foot tranny companion explained the situation and requested their help.

I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall the following morning when they came “down” from there drug induced state and the conversation that followed, “ God! That was really good shit! we smoked last night I was so high at one point I though I was talking to a six foot stunning! Tranny and Dick Turpin who had breasts!!!

Although, at first the lads seemed keen to help, as Mistress Anath has already mentioned, the sight of our fellow companions dressed in kink still collecting stones and branches only encouraged them to select reverse and leave the lane quicker than entering it. I don’t know MEN! You leave them to do a simple job! And look what happends!

After a short discussion Mistress Anath and myself decided that one of us should return to the car and give moral support, and the other seek further help from a factory just across the road full of male workers! The only decision left to be made was who would have the best success in enticing such assistance.

Although I have to say it was a close run thing I decided that due to my five o’clock shadow now fighting its way though the makeup, that perhaps Mistress Anath might stand a “slightly” better chance of securing assistance, and besides, lets face it speaking as a “T” girl there are many enhancements for that womanly figure on the market, especially when it comes to breasts! I personally use a pound and a half of good quality Basmati rice (uncooked) tied in an old stocking with a knot at the top for a nipple and although this gives pleasing and realistic results let face it fella’s you cant beat the real thing!

When Mistress Anath returned with Eric I couldn’t help think more “Pied Piper of Hamlet” rather than Dick Turpin.

Happy in Kink
Mistress Maxine

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Bless her heart, after reading Tranny Shoes, My dear Fone Bitch wanted to point out to any hesitant femme shoppers that www.ambrosewilson.co.uk does things in various sizes, including wide fitting shoes up to size 8.

You can also find shoes up to size 9 at www.lovehoney.co.uk (along with some lovely toys to play with! LOL!). They even have platform “Dorothy sparkle” shoes *looks in Felicity’s direction*.

The best wigs at excellent prices can be found at www.ebay.co.uk and look for Vogue Wigs and/or Fumi Wigs while they are not all real hair wigs, the artificial fibre ones ARE excellent quality - especially for the money. I’ve had several from both places personally and been very pleased with them (thanks to Cinders the shopping diva for those!). Don’t forget to pick up some tumble drier sheets and delicate hand-wash at the supermarket to care for wigs that are made from artificial fibres (or as Cindy Satin says: you can spend a fortune on wig specialist products if you really want to!)

Finally, a huge thank you to Phoenix Amber for her “oh my GOD that’s so HOT!” picture comments…possibly the only time you’ll see this Domme drool! Phoenix, you make Me smile every time you send one….thank you babe x

Enlighteningly

Mistress

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A useful little piece of information was passed to Me by My dear Maid Carrie. Some t-girls and sissy’s find locating footwear hard and/or expensive.

Caroline uses this site where some lovely shoes can be bought in wider fittings. They stop at a size 9 at the moment, but for those ladies lucky enough to need up to a 9 the shoes are lovely, and there’s a good selection with varied heel heights. A comprehensive list can also be found at Northern Concord, but do watch prices. Remember girls, it’s worth getting shoes that don’t kill your feet. Invest in a couple of good pairs in timeless styles so that they work with several different outfits and practice walking indoors first.

Well served by Maid Carrie!

Mistress

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