Wishing that delightful cow-bag Lady Alpha a very Happy Birthday!

Yes, of course You can use My little Rubber Switch darling! The least I can do as a birthday gift (ideally he’ll convey Your gift from Me to You in his teeth at the end of a leash! LOL!) Hope to see You at the Nemesis event on Saturday!

Warmly

Mistress

x

Wishing the delighful and sunny Golden Girl a very happy birthday today!

Warmly

Mistress

x

Bless her heart, after reading Tranny Shoes, My dear Fone Bitch wanted to point out to any hesitant femme shoppers that www.ambrosewilson.co.uk does things in various sizes, including wide fitting shoes up to size 8.

You can also find shoes up to size 9 at www.lovehoney.co.uk (along with some lovely toys to play with! LOL!). They even have platform “Dorothy sparkle” shoes *looks in Felicity’s direction*.

The best wigs at excellent prices can be found at www.ebay.co.uk and look for Vogue Wigs and/or Fumi Wigs while they are not all real hair wigs, the artificial fibre ones ARE excellent quality - especially for the money. I’ve had several from both places personally and been very pleased with them (thanks to Cinders the shopping diva for those!). Don’t forget to pick up some tumble drier sheets and delicate hand-wash at the supermarket to care for wigs that are made from artificial fibres (or as Cindy Satin says: you can spend a fortune on wig specialist products if you really want to!)

Finally, a huge thank you to Phoenix Amber for her “oh my GOD that’s so HOT!” picture comments…possibly the only time you’ll see this Domme drool! Phoenix, you make Me smile every time you send one….thank you babe x

Enlighteningly

Mistress

x

Leeds munch was a whole heap of fun yesterday. Tim the Terror took the initiative to organise a play party next month, which I’m looking forward to hugely! It was lovely to see Maxcine, Q, Goldmane & Gold’s girl etc. there too, and I know miss behave ejoyed her first ever munch with Myself and Rubber Switch.

I can now tell you what we all got up to after the munch. We held a surprise birthday party for the omnipresent Eric Stanton! Lots of friends were there and it was wonderful to see them and to catch up, as well as celebrate Eric’s birthday with him. I’m still not 100% sure he’s santa mind you. I suspect he tells Me this as a ploy to get Me to sit on his lap! LOL! I know kenai was sorry to have missed it.

It was lovely to catch up with Donnchaidh and Lady Alpha, and I’ll definitely be staying at Kinky Cottage again very soon. I’ve missed them hugely, along with so many others (too many to list to be honest!). My sincere thanks go to My dear Fone Bitch, as without her help I couldn’t have attended. Thank you hun x

Happy Birthday Eric, hope you enjoyed yourself (and you smell great! LOL!)

Celebratory

Mistress

x

Last night was Club Lash, and I hope Dave the Butcher, Choozy and My other friends who went had a damn good time! I have had to miss “doing Manchester” this month as Eagle Sores has his Birthday celebrations going on (priorities don’t you know!).

Don’t forget, today is Manchester Munch at 1pm ( waves at Lord Duncan and sends hugs), followed by The Couch Club. Again, I wont be there. As Eagle Sores has his party today, having turned 21 yesterday. I wouldn’t miss the party for anything! Can’t wait to put on My lovely red silk and black velvet corset!

I hope kenai doesn’t hurt himself playing soldiers, the masochistic little imp! I bet he’s bloody first in line for anything that might offer the remotest opportunity of pain! LOL!

Wishing you all a fun filled weekend.

Mistress

x

P.S. Had to share this one: Did you hear about the fat, transvestite, alcoholic? All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary! LOL! Well, it amused Me anyway!