Mistress Muses

For those of you who have been requesting this endlessly, I am delighted to announce that I shall be attending the Torture Garden in London across the weekend of May 2nd-4th 2008. I will be there with My darling kenai and some friends of ours to attend TG’s a birthday, but I will engage in some selected play on a first-come basis (after playing those I’m with, naturally!). I will also meet My London serves as a priority over “newcomers”.

I may be inclined to hire a dungeon for the day for pre-event play should there be sufficient interest. If you would like to session with Me, please express your interest sooner rather than later to avoid disappointment. I’ll be closing to applications at the end of this month, or sooner if I become fully booked.

Return visits to London may be arranged later in the year - I know several of you would like Me to consider regular planned London sessions. I may be developing some other business interests in the London area as the year progresses too.

Citywise

Mistress

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Having a naturally enquiring mind, and having friends who are likeminded has led Me to form the Sisters of Darkness KRUsH Programme (Kinky Research Using subs How-We-see-fit!).

Our first project was establishing why subs have nipples and whether they are removable or not. Some debate between Myself and fellow Sisters ensued….were subs nipples push fit or threaded? We’ve now spent years in Our research and not yet arrived at any firm conclusion. As We think We need to be very thorough, We won’t rest until We’ve tested thousands of subjects….each!

Thus far the following techniques have been utilised:

1. Manual twisting
2. Clamped twisting (as a variable)
3. Thai sticks twisting and manipulation.
4. Tweasers (several types)
5. Lubrication (hot wax)
6. Cocktail sticks (to break the seal)
7. Manual pulling
8. Manual pushing (particularly after removal of Japanese Nightingales)
9. Abrasion thechniques
10. Biting
11. Pinwheels
12. Electricty
13. Ice

Thus far we have only established that the nipple on the sub seems to be some sort of multi-function control device. Given sufficient manipulation the sub seems to have their humidity and temperature controls there (i.e. the more you manipulate them, the more they get all hot and perspire). Additionally, volume and pitch of voice seem directly related to the nipples, and it is possible with the correct technique to allow a sub’s voice to achieve harmonics that only dogs can hear.

Further projects and results will be posted on an ad hoc basis.

Theoretically

Mistress

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Yesterday was lovely in the end. The munch was well organised by ZakRLee and Miss Nix set a devilish quiz (BAH! Smarties indeed!) that was enjoyed by all. Rubber-Switch was lovely and behaved himself, even though I’d not let him out of his collar! LOL!

I enjoyed catching up with old friends…..waves at: Goldmane, Gold’s girl, t-tigger, Q, Miss Nix,  cuius umbra (who discovered the difference between a Woman and a Lady! LOL!) and (the omnipresent) Eric Stanton...

as well as meeting some new ones… waves at: “shoe sub” (those were lovely!), cats eyes, Master Neo & phoenix amber, et al!

A munch is wonderful thing to attend if you are new to the Kinkdom, want to find out more about the scene or hope to establish something more concrete in your life. They are informal (mostly) meetings in local pubs. Generally you are expected to tip up in ordinary clothing rather than spend a fortune on fetish wear, and most offer a “meet & greet” option for the nervous novice’s first solo flight. Indeed, I have often acted in this role at munches, helping a newbie not to feel quite so daunted at entering a room full of strangers. Those who attend munches are a mixed bag, but have a few things in common: the majority are friendly and welcoming, they all enjoy and embrace their lifestyle choices and they are all still learning new things (we never stop learning, any of us).

If you are unsure about attending a munch, get yourself along to Informed Consent and look up your nearest one and give it a go. The only thing you stand to lose is a few hours of your time and the sense of isolation you are wrapped in.

Warmly

Mistress

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P.S. And thank you to those of you who brought Me so much peace of mind and happiness yesterday.

Next York Munch: April 9th Auction Night

Hey peeps! It’s York Munch tonight! I’ll be there and looking forward to catching up with friends. I’m attending with rubber-switch so say “hi” to us if you’re a reader and we’ve not met yet!

I’m hoping it will help cheer Me up as these past few days I’ve SERIOUSLY had enough! My degree tutors are penalising Me for working at too high a level (yes, too high!) and a few people I *should* be able to rely upon have failed Me dismally. BAH! The world smells at times…perhaps I can beat it out of My system all over rubber-switch before we go out???????

Munchingly

Mistress

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